I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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