whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Found your dick twin last night
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
