Whod you bang
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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