i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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