U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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