Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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