At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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