so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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