can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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