Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
i think my cat just said my name.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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