Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Your cock deserves a montage
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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