his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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