yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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