Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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