Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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