Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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