i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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