No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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