Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
