This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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