You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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