I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
