Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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