Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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