I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
do nipples grow back?
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