Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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