i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm at about main and main street
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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