I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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