I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just blew my weed a kiss
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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