Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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