so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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