His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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