Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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