I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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