Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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