even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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