Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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