My nipple is on Facebook.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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