Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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