Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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