i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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