WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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