i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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