Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
accomplished twins. life is a go
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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