I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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