Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
smell my finger.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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