Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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