Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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