Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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