So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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